Can't Trust the Weatherman Cadillac Sky : http://cadillacsky.net/ These guys are incredible, I don't know why there are no tabs to any of their songs on the internet! Intro: A-B A-B B Her daddy hated his tattoos but she was in love with a baby due A In September, early September. B So they called the kinfolk, set up the bar Threw some chairs out in the yard A And got a preacher, a pentecostal preacher E A B And the man on the evening news E A B Promised sunny and 72 but E You can't trust the weather man Makes his livin' off a lucky chance A Whole crowd was soaking wet A B A B Mud all over momma's dress E No sign of the sun B But a sure fire sign of things to come A One thing you can plan A E Is You can't trust the weather man Six months after the knot got tied There were diapers and a double wide They couldn't pay for one day they had a brainstorm She'd pull the gun he'd crack the safe They pulled it off and they pulled away They were laughin' 'til they saw lights flashin' Forecast on the radio Never even mentioned snow but You can't trust the weatherman Makes his livin' off a lucky chanse Cop car hit a path of ice Hit a rail flipped on its side That couple got away Cops only had one thing to blame Shook off the snow, threw up their hands Said, you can't trust the weather man They hid their cash under the bed Of that condo in Club Med Where the chance of sunshine is One hundred percent but You can't trust the weatherman Makes his livin' off a lucky chance Hurricane came rippin' trough Tore that condo right in two Stuff scattered everywhere Stolen money flyin' trough the air And if you wonder how the story ends They're back out in the sticks again So remember when you're makin' plans You can't trust the weatherman You can't trust the weatherman No, You can't, can't trust the weatherman